Sometimes good taste in clothes just isn’t a guy’s strength. Between going to work, keeping track of your favorite sports team, dating your girlfriend and playing with your pet, there isn’t a lot of time to peruse the latest issue of the men’s lifestyle magazine to see what’s hip for the upcoming season.
If you’re fashion challenged, you probably know it, and your significant other knows it, too. Just in case you haven’t gotten the word about these no-nos, we’re here to make sure you’re in the loop.
- Wearing Rumpled Clothes
Looking like you slept in your clothes isn’t fashion forward. It’s also inappropriate for the office and will certainly not impress your date. If you take just a few minutes to iron your clothes and hang them up, then you’ll always be ready to hit the town in style.
- Wearing Shiny Clothes
Shiny suits and iridescent shirts can look loud and kinda cheap. Men headed out for the evening sometimes equate sheen with evening dressing, but when the sun goes down, quality men’s garments in lush fabrics, like leather (not pants), cashmere, linen or fine wool make much more of an opulent statement than a lot of glitter.
- Overdoing Designer Labels
Both men and women make the mistake of letting the logo wear them rather than the other way around. The theory is that by showing off a huge, designer logo, you’re showing the world that you can afford to wear said designer’s clothes. Besides this being bad manners by bragging, it’s usually just plain bad. If a prominent designer emblem looks like it might be too much of a good thing, tone it down or you’ll end up looking more like a billboard than a style-savvy man about town.
- Colour or pattern overload
It’s also important to use an editing eye when piling on several different colors. While there’s nothing wrong with mixing and matching colors, you don’t want to look more like a clown than a fashion-forward man. Choose one or two bright pieces and pair it with a neutral: black, brown, navy, tan, beige or khaki. And don’t think that wearing one color head-to-toe will fly, either. A purple jacket, purple tie, purple pants and purple shoes will only get you the nickname “Barney!” Imagine if you saw the same outfit on someone else.
- Ignoring the stain
There probably isn’t an adult alive who hasn’t endured an afternoon in public wearing an outfit with a stain on it. There are some men, however — you know who you are — who insist on pretending a stain is invisible as long as a shirt, tie or jacket is in good shape otherwise. These guys will wear the offending garment week after week in the misguided hope that the spot will come out in the wash or magically disappear.
- Wearing clothes that are too small
Nothing has the power to create more inappropriate giggles than a man wearing clothes that are too small for him. If your shirt or pants look more like sausage casings than apparel, then you’re begging for a citation from the fashion police. If you’ve put on a few pounds, invest in some loose-fitting clothes until you can update your gym membership and work off those excess inches. Having to go up a size can be a bit depressing, but it’s better than wearing red gouges around your waist from the contact points where your jeans have been digging in.
- Wearing bogus clothes
We’re beginning to sound picky, but it’s true that going too far in the opposite direction and oversizing all your clothes is almost — not quite, but almost — as bad as wearing clothes that are too small for you. You aren’t fooling anyone by adding miles of fabric to cover a beer belly.
- Addicted to hats
Hats seem to be one of those men’s fashion accessories that come and go, but you’ll always find diehards in any crowd who cling to their caps whether they’re fashionable or not. Here’s the deal: If you’re wearing a hat in nice weather, indoors or too often, people will start to suspect that you’re losing your hair. Hey, it may be a filthy and unfair rumor, but that’s the risk you take when you rely on headgear to complete your look.
- Putting on too much blinks
Some women have a natural ability to layer on the baubles effectively, but guys have to use some caution when it comes to shiny jewelry. A watch, a tasteful ring and maybe one other piece (sometimes) should be plenty. Necklaces and bracelets on men can easily be too much.
- Wearing socks with sandals
Why would you ever need socks with sandals? Sandals are for cool comfort and ventilation. Putting a thick layer of fabric between you and nature defeats the whole purpose. Dude, it’s senseless and an all-around bad look.